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Real Ultimate Hyundai Pony

 

Hi, this site is all about Hyundai Pony, REAL HYUNDAI PONY.  This site is awesome. My name is Jed and I can't stop thinking about Hyundai Pony.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Hyundai Pony are driven by Polish mammals, usually called Jed.

2.    Hyundai Pony race ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Hyundai Pony is to be a pimp ride.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

 4G16 Hemi Engine                                                                Unbelievable power to the rear wheels

 

 

Sick bodykits                                                                                       Showroom shine

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Hyundai Pony can race against anyone they want!  Hyundai Pony wins ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they race ALL the time.  I heard that there was this blue Hyundai Pony driving on the wrong side of Airport Road coming back from Wasaga.  And when some pirate ass in a minivan forced him to stay in the lane, the blue Hyundai Pony hit another minivan head on. The minivan shit itself and toppled over on it's side when it hit the Hyundai Pony. The Hyundai Pony engine lived to race another day, and continued to kill the quarter mile times. My friend Mark said that he saw a Hyundai Pony totally drift around some civic just because the civic rolled down his window to race.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Hyundai Pony have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your springs!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Hyundai Pony are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Hyundai Pony are fuel efficient, carburated, catalyst exempt, one peice driveshaft, made in Korea, and sweet.  I can't wait to start modifying my Hyundai Pony with a GM 4.3L V6 engine next year!  I love Hyundai Pony with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Hyundai Pony?

A: Hyundai Pony are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are old and hard to modify, but on the other hand, Hyundai Pony can easily accept newer, larger motors, such as the bolt-in G54B.

 

Q: I heard that Hyundai Pony are always breaking down or rusted.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other import cars, Hyundai Pony can be running very well OR be quickly loosing value. 

 

Q: What do Hyundai Pony do when they're not Racing or winning?

A: Most of their free time is spent Racing, but sometimes they autocross.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my friend from Costa Rica's Pony showing off.  

He has aquiered the truck version and kept it clean, which is bragable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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